

Finally I have found a moment to post. We are back from family vacation and I am now ready for my vacation from family vacation. Unfortunately, that will not happen until February...so until then I guess I'll have to suck it up.
We had a very nice time in Jamaica. Beaches was the perfect place for the kids! They loved the Sesame Street characters. They all did well on the flights and help up like champs during our 2 day trip home fiasco. As a matter of fact I would say they held up better than most of the adults-Oh! to be a child again!! NO WORRIES!!
I wanted to post on vacation but my wireless was on roam. I had no idea what that would cost so I skipped it. I actually typed Word documents the first few days so I will start with those.
Vacation Day 1 and 2
Vacation started very early, and I mean EARLY! We met at our house at 3am and started the adventure! Off tot he airport with 3 sleeping kids under 3. I’ll just say by the time we got to the airport the kids were no longer sleeping. As a matter of fact I think they were more awake than the adults!
The flights were pretty much drama free although the lap child thing isn't that great. I can't stand sitting in that little seat by myself let alone with a kid on my lap. It was so much easier flying when Collin was just a little baby, now he is a big baby with an even bigger will to go, go, go, go!
The nightmare began with customs in Jamaica. I am going to guess we and about 3000 other people stood in line for at least 2 hours. That on top of the fact that we had 3 very impatient little kids that have been stuck on a plane for the last 5 hours-NOT FUN! I was pretty much ready to turn around and go home at that point.
Finally we made it through and found the Beaches desk and much to my surprise we also found FREE BEER! Thank you baby Jesus-I needed a drink, and another and another! We still had the 2 ½ hour bus ride to the resort which I have heard is a living hell. Luckily for us, waiting in line forever must have worn out the kids because they slept for the entire ride...and so did we!!!
When we arrived we were greeted by our own private welcoming committee and given more free booze-am I in heaven?? They checked us in and showed us to our rooms. We spent the first couple hours just seeing what the place had to offer then headed to dinner. Meals are usually very stressful for me with the kids. At least here the place is full of kids so if they act crazy it’s really no big deal.
We made it through dinner and took the kids to look at the beach-YEAH RIGHT! Yes, we were the hillbilly family out in the ocean in our clothes. Really it was the little ones but someone had to keep them from drowning! They didn’t want to leave...UNTIL...Brylie started screaming bloody murder. She was screaming that a lobster bit her and it was still on her!! We took her up to the fresh water shower and rinsed her off and she was hysterical. I assumed a jellyfish stung her but she insisted it was a lobster between her legs and she wanted it OFF NOW!!! So, in our first couple of hours at the resort we had to take a trip to the nurse. The nurse fixed her up and she was ready to go back to the beach the next day. I tried not to laugh but her screaming that a lobster got her was too funny! What a nice aunt. After that drama we headed to our rooms to turn in for the night and get ready for our first full day of vacation!
Today we had a nice relaxing day playing with the kids. It was very nice because everyone was in the pool at the same time playing and having fun.The kids pool is great-they love it. We checked out the kids club and we will probably try it out tomorrow. Nana and Brylie wiped out on the slippery floor and Nana fell on poor Brylie. Luckily no trip to the nurse was necessary-YET!
After our day in the sun we went to the Sesame Street stage show. I looked at Wyatt and said “who would have ever thought we would be in Jamaica watching a Sesame Street show dancing around like fools”? And then... they came and grabbed him to go up on stage and do the Limbo with Elmo, Bert, Ernie, Zoe and Cookie Monster-he was great!! The kids loved the show. Collin zoned out just like he does when he watches TV.
We headed to dinner but had to wait for a while so we went and sat outside. The kids were crazy as usual. We tried corralling them like livestock but one would escape than another and then another. Brylie decided to be a bad girl and wander off and Kahlen followed. When I called for her she gave me that “you’re gonna have to catch me look” and took off into the landscaped garden area to hide with Kahlen hot on her heels. Guess what we heard next???? BLOODY MURDER SSCCRRREEAAAMMMMING!!!! I go grab them and they are screaming and holding their feet. I look down and they are covered in fire ants, and now so am I!!!!!! Off to the fountain to try to wash them off fast! After we get all the ants off they think it’s time to play in the water again and the fight begins to corral them once again!
After dinner we did a little more pool time and then off to bed. We have the character breakfast bright and early and who knows what other excitement in store for us tomorrow. Hopefully none of it involves stitches but at the rate we are going it wouldn’t surprise me! Wish us luck!